you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you had me at cake vodka
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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