i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
But we have bathrooms and they dont
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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