I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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