Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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