you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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