would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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