I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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