I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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