My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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