I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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