4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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