Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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