i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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