guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
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Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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