thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
smell my finger.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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