my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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