grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
