soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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