what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It's blow job season.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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