check it out our google latitudes are spooning
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
