im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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