Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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