worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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