your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Pants are for mortals
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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