my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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