Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
