You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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