no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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