you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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