I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
you have to choose: penises or morals?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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