No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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