I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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