If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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