Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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