I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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