if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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