i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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