GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Randomize
