now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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