Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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