Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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