how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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