It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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