I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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