South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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