dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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