no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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