she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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