people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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