I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I love having hate sex.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We were destined to go to rehab together
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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