Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
