I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
